One night when his Charge was high, Micro Farad decided to try and find a cute Coil to discharge into. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge and parked in a Magnetic Field near a Flowing Current.

Micro Farad became Attracted to Milli Amps Characteristic Curves, and finally had her Resistance at a minimum, and with his Field fully Charged, he laid her on the Ground Potential, raised her Frequency and lowered her Capacity and pulled out his High Voltage Probe, inserting it into her High Voltage Socket connecting them in Parallel, and began to Short Circuit her Shunt.

Fully Excited, Milli Amp shouted "Mho, Mho, give me Mho". With his Tube operating at maximun Peak, and her Coil Vibrating from the Current Flow, she also reached her maximum.

The excess Current had got him hot, Micro Farad was rapidly Discharging and was soon drained of every Electron.

They Fluxed all night, trying various Connections and Sockets, until his Barmagnet had lost its Field Strength.

Afterwards, Milli Amp tried Self Induction and damaged her Solenoid. With his Battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to Excite his Generator, So they ended up by Reversing the Connections and Blowing each others Fuses.

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